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"Fancy a shag, baby?" might have worked for Austin Powers, but in the real world, people need to be a lot more charming with them is they are going to avoid the wrath of the Dark Mistress.  As you will see below, many of those responding to our advertisement made Austin Powers look like William Shakespeare.

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