The Horny:
Astro

From: astro_engr

Dark Lord: astro_engr? Boy we've got ourselves a real rocket scientist here.

Subject: MMMMMMMmmmmmm, yes!

Wow - it's only the subject and you've already got him coming! I hate to think what he would do if he actually met you. Remind him to bring a whole heap of paper napkins with him.
Dark Mistress: I shudder to think what his monitor must look like.

Hi....I'm Steve, 41, married, Aiken....and would love to get to know you.

Aiken? Is that where he's from, or is that what his dick is doing while he's writing his response?

I'm5 11, 175, dark blonde hair, brown eyes, neatly trimmed beard....professional, master's degree....but know how to let my hair down and have fun. I hope my "married" status doesn't keep you from experience some wild outdoor fun with me in the near future. Hope to hear from you soon.

Wild outdoor fun? Who the hell is this guy, Marlin Perkins?

Kisses,

Steve

Blech!!

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