Welcome to the Lair of the Dark Lord and the Dark Mistress, where hapless victims wander into our web of antagonism, and never return....

In order to appease our Masters, it is necessary that certain individuals be sacrificed for their perverse entertainment (and yours as well, hopefully). We have thus sought to lure into our web the stupid and unwary who have shown themselves to be totally incapable of handling themselves in a decent and intelligent manner on the Internet. Prepare to look on with dark amusement as they unwittingly succumb to the sharp edges of our tongues …

ICQ Sacrifices
A sanguinarium for those foolish enough to ICQ the Dark Mistress uninvited..

Lonely Heart Sacrifices
The horny, the dull, the illiterate and the plain ole weird.

Roleplayer Sacrifices
Munchkins Beware! – You've earned a place in the worst RPG ever!

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