The Horny:
Lobotomy

From: lobotomy
Subject: great sex

Dark Lord: I think his first lobotomy failed - he needs another one.
Dark Mistress: hahaha - yeah, I knew when I saw his e-mail address that he was gonna be a few bricks shy of a full load.

if your looking for a short term sexual experience i can provide that for you. i will warm oil massage to to release your tensions.

Do you think that this guy is an auto mechanic:
"So what kinda oil do you want me to massage you with? I got Penzoil or Valvoline?"

if things work out we can meet as often as you like with no strings attached. i live in wilmington but would travel if you gave me a accurate address and telephone.

He wants you to give him an accurate address? What a spoil sport, that makes it way too easy "hotter, colder ... ooh, you just missed me by a couple of streets that time, try again."
Do you think that means he wants you to buy him a telephone? .
hahaha... Maybe he uses a two cans and some string.

i am a 43 yo white male with all my teeth

He could always sell his teeth to buy one for himself
Yeah, who needs *all* of their teeth? I mean, nothing turns me on like a big gap!
He seems so proud of that fact - like it's the only thing that he's got going for him.

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