The Horny:
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From: par4040
Subject: I think you need a fling!

You probably just need a good fling with a 42 yr old medical professional

Dark Mistress: *slaps forehead* Eureka!! You're exactly right! All I need is a fling with an over the hill orderly who earns a living wiping old ladies' asses. Maybe he'll let me carry his golf clubs, too!
Dark Lord: He's obviously a great doctor to have diagnosed your symptoms so accurately. It's either that or to take two aspirins and ring him again in the morning if your condition continues.

who comes down to MB to play golf. Divorced, attractive and I enjoy the finer things in life - would just love some company doing them.

Golf - that's a real turn on for a crazy, spontaneous creature like yourself - that's another dream that you forgot to list - playing 18 holes under par with a medical orderly.
Oh yeah... clearly, he's nosed in the psychiactic folders and picked up a few pointers in mind reading.
"Please, don't blow me here darling, you're spoiling my putt."
hahaha!!!

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