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Glenn

From: glenn

I dated a Glenn once. He spent the entire time playing video games, and sticking his tongue down my throat. He was rich, and that's about the only good quality.
It wasn't John Glenn was it?
hahaha!! Nope.

Subject: Oh you are my type for sure!

I am looking for a wife but hell that doesn't seem to be happening so how about it?

Dark Lord: "I was really looking for a wife, but I can't find one so, fuck it, I'll just go nuts with you instead. it's better than nothing I suppose."

I have a motorhome and a couple of bucks.

Dark Mistress: I think this guy must have been a big, slobbery dog in another life. Wonder if he'd hang his head out the window as we rode around in his motorhome."

Do you think he might be willing to do a deal and swap the motorhome with the guy's Jaguar and have the guy who wants to pay for you to go to the Bahamas to give this guy some money so he's got more than a couple of dollars?

Lets Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You flip the coin and we will go.

I think you'll be flipping him the bird instead of a coin.

A princess? Hell you are a full blown queen. I think you are a real doll. My name is Glenn and I would love to get to know you more. That fur rug thing has my interest! Never the less I am a true gentleman and you will be treated the way you wish to. Hurry up and write back, I think I am in love! Glenn

Do you think he got his words mixed up here? He says:
"Hell you are a full blownqueen. I think you are a real doll.
I wonder if he meant "you are a fully blown doll. I think you are a real queen."
That would make more sense.
I think he should spend his last two bucks buying himself a doll instead.
Yep, www.adamandeve.com
Perhaps he could get a 'slightly used' one for $2.
If he's lucky, he might be able to win a plushie out of one of those crane machines. He'd have 8 chances.
Well he did say that he was *really* interested in your fur rug so you never know!
Goes back to his being a slobbery dog in his previous life really.

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