The Weird:
Mr. Bahamas

From: roadbiker
Subject: wine and dine

Hi i'm Jeff I must first say how could any man let someone as beautiful as you get away.he must have been a fooli'm 5'10 190lbs.i enjoy all sports,anything romantic(especially wining and dining my woman),traveling ,and quiet evenings with that someone.I'm also looking for a partner to go to the Bahamas with me.ALL EXPENSES PAID. if interested email me hope to hear from you soon. Jeff

 

From: roadbiker
Subject: wine and dine

Hi i'm Jeff I must first say how could any man let someone as beautiful as you get away.he must have been a fool

Dark Lord: How did your husband let you get away? Why, he left the cage door open one day!

i'm 5'10 190lbs.i enjoy all sports,anything romantic(especially wining and dining my woman),traveling ,and quiet evenings with that someone.I'm also looking for a partner

Dark Mistress: Wonder what kind of parnter he's looking for? A business partner? A partner clad in black leather with a whip?

to go to the Bahamas with me.ALL EXPENSES PAID. if interested email me hope to hear from you soon. Jeff

The Bahamas?!?! Well hell, why didn't you say so to begin with? When do we leave?
All outwards expenses will be paid because he will be fullr reimbursed from seeling you into white slavery once he has finished with you.
Damn, I knew I should have left off that race description option.

 

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