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| From: tlc Subject: response youre too attractive to be single |
Dark Lord: Is this a compliment, or is he telling you you're lying? Either that or he thinks that all attractive women must be carried off by some caveman after reaching the age of consent.
| From: blkdrgn Subject: Hey... Just wanted to say hey, and see what was going on. I am male, 28 probably by you get this, just looking for a friend. |
Just wanted to say hey, and see what was going on.
What's going on? Errm ... we're just making phoney personal ads, that's all.
I am male, 28 probably by you get this, just looking for a friend.
He's going to be male, probably,
by the time you get this. Is he some kinda transexual whose op
was due for yesterday?
Dark Mistress: *snickers
wildly*
| From: thebackdoor Subject: A line Here's a line... do you have the spunk to take the bait??? |
thebackdoor? I think this guy is a little too anal for me.
| From: vlaganel Great Ad! |
Errm ... thanks. Are you in
advertising? I wonder if this guy have worked out why no one has
ever responded to him yet?
Lame reply!
I guess it's better than: Great Ass!
Now THAT I might have
responded to!
| From: bombpop i will be at the beach in 2 days (Thurs-16th thru Mon-20th) if U would like to get together for, say dinner and a drink, let me know w/a phone # and i'll call U when i get there . . . thanx, Jerry from WV |
Ths gy spks n code. Wndr if he
spks lk tht all th tme?
Sierra Hotel Igloo Tango! I wouldn't doubt it!
I just love how he's all the way up in WV, and thinks he's gonna
come down and spend 2 days screwing me silly.
Yes - he's definitely an
optimist.
| From: wyatt Subject: GOT YOU live inNMB SC |
What on earth is a
"cheek to cheek" talk? Is that like, butt cheeks, or
cheek cheeks?
Perhaps he used to have a siamese twin and is looking for another
sister,
Is this a response to your ad, or a shopping list?
That response is so bizarre it hardly needs commenting on.
| From: bigmac Subject: i want to tackle you! Hi, i knwo i am not what you are looking for since i am older - 46... i live ingreenville and even though i have been married 28 years to the same woman we have lost our romantic relationship... i just wanted to let you know that if i was single and younger the descriptions of your dreams sounded so wonderful... i hope you find what you are looking for because you sound and i am sure you are a wonderful young lady.... rob |
He knows I'm not what he's
looking for, yet he writes anyway. Maybe if he spent more time on
foreplay than answering personal ads, he might have a little more
romance in his marriage.
ithin k that thi is
guyneeds anew key board.
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