The Lame:
Robert

From: robert
Subject: HELLO MYRTLE LADY

HELLO GORGEOUS:

NICE AD AT XXXXX.COM.

YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!!

Dark Mistress: Do you think he think's I'm gorgeous?

I AM A SWM 41 5'11 205LB IN VANCOOUVER, CANADA.

Dark Lord: Great - a guy who can't even spell the name of his home city.

IF YOU EVER HOP IN THE CAR FOR THAT DRIVE AND FIND YOURSELF ON THE WEST COAST. JUST POP NORTH OF THE BORDER AND YOU ARE IN VANCOUVER. I WOULD LOVE TO WINE AND DINE YOU.

BEST WISHES

ROBERT

Oh yeah, and I can't count the number of times I've been out for a Sunday drive and ended up in another country. Doncha jst love his directions? Okay, go to the west coast. Check. Pop north of the border. Check. "Robert?! Where are you?"
hahahahah - that's great - just hang a right when you get to LA, carry on through SF and Seattle and you can't miss me"!

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