The Lame:
Madul

From: madul
Subject: Mr Roght is Here

Dark Mistress: Oh wow! My Mr. Roght has finally arrived!! Rought on, brother!! Roght on time, too!
You're damned roght there!

I think that I have all the qualities youe are looking for. I will really treat you right and dine you all the time. Let me hear from you and I will give you more details.Please email me at [email protected]

Why do I have this creepy feeling he left out an "on" between "dine" and "you"?
I just get these visions of him shovelling food into you: "Come on baby, open wide for papa. Big is beautiful, you know. You're way too skinny. That beached whale look is such a turn on for me."

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