The Lame:
Jumanji

From: jurahnimoh
Subject: I'll tackle ya

I can handle it and more. I like your attitude and your fire.

Dark Lord: My fire? I wondered what had happened to that cigarette butt that I just dropped.

Very sexy. I am 37 6ft.1 in. tall, 195 brown hair blue eyes. Very deep eyes also. I could walk for miles in them. :)

Dark Mistress: Okay, what's this about walking a mile... I don't quite get it. Is he saying he could walk for miles in his eyes? Like, pull them out, and use them for shoes?
That's whay I was wondering - this guy sure isn't any (what ever it is you call eyedoctors in the US) Are you sure that you mean 'eyes' and not 'shoes'?
Maybe he meant bullshit. He seems to have a lot of that to spare.
he says they are so 'deep' that you can walk for miles in them. I have visions of people potholing down into his eyesockets with those little lamps on their helmets.

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