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| From: [email protected] Subject: hi im johnny im 6'0 285 lbs brown hair blue eyes im single again too but hate single life want to find a nice women to really enjoy life with love to wine and dinne you send me your addy i send u my pic bye johnny im from greenwood sc |
Dark Mistress: hi johnny it's
so nice to meet you johnny i bet you can hold your breath for a
really long time huh johnny?
Dark Lord: Either that or
he's another red indian. Me horny. Me want white woman for quick
shaggy shaggy.
| From: robert I AM A 40 YEAR OLD ATTRACTIVE WHITE MALE NEVER MARRIED 6 FEET 210 POUNDS BROWN HAIR BLUE EYES COLLEGE GRADUATE CPA AND BUSINESS OWNER LIVE NEAR LAKE MURRAY IN COLUMBIA EASYGOING HONEST LOVE OUTDOORS ROBERT |
STOP SHOUTING FOR CHISSAKES. I'VE
GOT A FUCKING HEADACHE!!!!
Do you think that this guy pays for internet access by the word
or something?
| From: Cwala69 Subject: Well hello,... Hi!,..my name is Demetrius and I live in jacksonville about 2hours from u,..me and my cuz are coming there for the Method man and Red man concert :),...So write back,..trying to see what u r all about :),...oh!,..I have a pic too,..when u write me,..cya! soon!,....bye |
Yo' dude, we's got us a jive-talking
mutha here, yo think. respect, bro'.
Word,....
I...think... he ... must ... have ... asthma ... or ... something.
What the hell is Method man
and Red man? I thought Red man was chewing tobacco.
Perhaps they go in concert to tell you how to spit out the baccy
better or something.
All the chawers in the
house say "Ho!"
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