The Illiterate: BFA

From: richard
Subject: ****YOU****

Hi,

Saw your picture and personal information in cyber space appeared to be attractive and personable. I won't keep ya long but i can tell you a little about me and if you are interested feel free to e-mail me and i can send some photos and more information. I'am divorced, no children, over five years 47,185lbs., very healthy / athletic no drugs or medication, non smoker, social drinks, BFA degree business owner: land development / auctioneering. Love the Great Outdoors hiking, hunting, fishing, camping - water and snow sports, Enjoy horseback riding and horse racing (going to Keeneland/Lexington, Ky raceway a few times in April). Really enjoy riding my big white Harley in the Blue Ridge mountains / Coastal Carolinas, on long weekends or for a week, stay in quant inns / visit different pubs and enjoy great dining-wines with no definate scheadule for the next days venture (truly a wonderful way to adventure and travel). I will be in Myrtle Beach in April - I conduct a Gala/Fundraiser Auction for the Coastal Carolina University, lots of fun and they arrange for me to stay Ocean Front for four days. Well, i said i wouldn't keep you long and i'am sure i,am about to ware out my welcome.

Have a great ST.PATRICKS DAY....and don't forget to ware green!!

Your Friend in Knoxville' Tn

Richard

Saw your picture and personal information in cyber space appeared to be attractive and personable.

Dark Lord: Oooh - you've got attractive personal information. That's nice to know.
Dark Mistress: Isn't it? *bats eyelashes*

I won't keep ya long but i can tell you a little about me and if you are interested feel free to e-mail me and i can send some photos and more information. I'am divorced, no children, over five years

47,185lbs., very healthy / athletic no drugs or medication, non smoker, social drinks, BFA degree business owner: land development / auctioneering. Love the Great Outdoors hiking, hunting, fishing, camping - water and snow sports, Enjoy horseback riding and horse racing (going to Keeneland/Lexington, Ky raceway a few times in April). Really enjoy riding my big white Harley in the Blue Ridge mountains / Coastal Carolinas, on long weekends or for a week

What's a BFA degree? Bullshit/Fuck All?
HAHAHA - I was thinking Big Fucking Ass myself.
hahahahaha
Well, he does mention a big white Harley. For his big fucking ass!
The idea of a traveling Hell's Angel auctioneer just strikes me as being really bizarre. "So who's going to start the bidding for these two bitches here?"
hahahaha!!!

and enjoy great dining-wines with no definate scheadule for the next days venture (truly a wonderful way to adventure and travel).

He likes dining-wines. Is that like edible wine or something. I've always drunk mine.
Yah, I was wondering what those were. Why the hell didn't he just say "grapes"?

I will be in Myrtle Beach in April - I conduct a Gala/Fundraiser Auction for the Coastal Carolina University, lots of fun and they arrange for me to stay Ocean Front for four days. Well, i said i wouldn't keep you long and i'am sure i,am about to ware out my welcome.

This guy talks such crap that he's really whereing me out. I think he knows wear to stick his response.
One thing's for sure, a BFA degree sure as hell doesn't require any grammar courses.
Bloody Failed Alphabet perhaps?