The Illiterate:
Ant'ny

From: Anthony
Subject: Responce

Hi my name in Anthony I'm responding to you're add. I'm single live alone,

He's single and living alone? What are the chances?!
I sure hope that the reason that he's responding to add is not because he's planning on multiplying.

looikng for someone to spend some time let me know if you're the one.

Yes, yes! I'm the one!! Oh, pick me!! Pick me!!
Your joking if you think this guy has a hope in hell.

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